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Exhibits Videos Writings Larry's Wad Topical Runoff Bios Details Contact Us F.A.Q. Links Nothing Here's a Thought Nothing	*Writings* Skits Screenplays Short Stories Poetry Okay, let's get one thing straight: Stealing is bad. Almost as bad as being a narc and not telling your best friend until you slap the handcuffs on him. So, one, please don't steal from here (we'll find you. We're not good at much, but we're good at that). Want to rehearse these things your basement, fine. Just don't peddle it to agents under your name, start making videos on your own site, or hitting the comedy stage with our stuff. It's like a whore stealing all the best moves from the girl one block down. Muchos gracias. Second, don't trust a guy named Steve with dirty blond hair and a goatee who promises to get you ten hits of acid for eighty bucks. He takes it in the ass from THE MAN. *Skits* Fuck Civilization Delusional Remember Me? *Jerry and the Tree* *Movie Spotlight for 'Young Rump 6'* *The Christmas Skit* *Instruction Manual for* The RG - 376 Instatel Adapter Brace Just Scratching the Surface The Doctor Was In *Screenplays* These five are samples... email us with 'screenplays' as your subject and a good reason for us to send you additional pages/info. *Moving Day* A short film. Two guys try to move to a new apartment, but almost everything seems to go wrong. Christ, it sounds like a bad episode on a hack sitcom. We think it reads better than that, though... *The Very Worst Scam in the World* Four lovable losers try setting up a bank so they can eventually steal all the money deposited in the bank. By far the most commercial of the three, and yet we didn't feel like whores while writing it (this means it's either pretty good, or we're already accustomed to being whores). No real violence, no real sex (but a love interest for the protagonist!), no drugs (just drinking), and only mild cursing. And a happy ending to boot! *Teething Again* Four young men graduate from college and are thrust into the harsh world of sex, drugs, and unemployment. Is it possible to write a stoner comedy without a semen tasting gag? We've tried, lord, how we've tried... *Echoes in the Dark* In the wake of a school shooting, the gunmen hold on classroom hostage and the leader makes a simple demand: A conversation with a subversive sixties political writer. The Wrong Floor Some guy has a reason to go into an apartment building and it all starts to go wrong *Short Stories* *My Dinner with Evil* *Floor Story* *The Talking Duck* *The Port in Tangier* *Three Suns in the Sky* *Steel, Girder and Glass* *The Autopsy of Brilliance* *Five Simple Dollars* *Somewhere Between History and Memory* *Dreams* *Machine Reflects* *This Day in Heaven* *London was Never Like This* *The Light* *The Edible Icon* *Your Smoldering Now* *Remember These Colours* *Killin' Time* *Crying Over Soiled Milk* *Eyes in Your Salad* *Poetry* Digital Poetry Book: Brief Tales of Compromised Solutions Free Samples One *Free Samples Two* Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry, The Sequel! Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry, Trilogy Edition!	have you had your latest celebrity gossip fix? It's like sniffin' industrial solvents...